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Cash for Scoops

December 21st, 2007 • Management

Keep and eye out and report to usAs a registered User (Hypsters one and all) you are eligible to make a submission here of a supportable Hypocrical Scoop in our Original Hypocrisy Story feature also called Drop a Dime?

Your feature will be reviewed by a secret group of Hypsters. If deemed to have merit on the basis of a totally nontransparent set of criteria which changes with their moods, you may receive one or more and maybe all of the following:

  1. CASH
  2. ATTRIBUTION in your registered Hypster User name when we circulate your submitted story to other media type organizations around the country.
  3. IRS form 1099 (ok, it will probably not be cash, more likely a check or money order maybe a wire).
  4. FREE HypBlog
  5. HypMeter Rating also free and including Accuracy Assessment. Scientifically inspired WAG, an opinion of the accuracy of your submission.

You are truly, non satirically responsible for the accuracy of your unique and previously non-circulated true story.

Most of our Hypsters are top of the line truth tellers and seekers. Unfortunately we believe it is possible that some USERS, not you of course could stretch the truth a little, so be aware as a Visitor or User that we are only a place for USERs to submit their content and USERS are solely responsible for their content, so behave.

We do ask that you submit corroboration or evidence to convince anyone that your story has merit. We may or may not publish that information at our sole discretion. even though we make an effort to try to weed out the crackpots, because of the fame USERs might achieve on this site, you can’t even imagine what we have imagined about who might try to slip what through our dreamed of super secret behind the scenes filtration system contracted out to some of the CIAs best intelligence sources.

For instance, occasionally a recently disheartened mainstream media reporter might submit a story that his/her editor refused to publish, not because it had no merit, rather it was withheld for political reasons.

Does that happen? Oh, the things we have imagined!

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