Users are called Hyptsers:

1. Anyone above the age of 18 who visits any of our Sites is a Visiting Hypster. Anyone under the age of 18 should leave this Site immediately but be sure to tell someone about it who is over 18 and mark your calender for the day when you may return.  Visiting Hypsers may make Comments  in some sections that indicate Comments in a variety of ways. Some Comments may be subject to moderation approval before becoming live.
2. Anyone who registers is a Registered Hypster with a login and password and are able to make Comments, submit Posts, Videos, Podcasts, Drawings and maybe more. Some of those submissions may be subject to moderation approval before being published.
3. Some Hypsters have applied and been accepted to be real person Hypster Editors. They share their own personal expressions with us in various submissions in their real name.
4. Some Hypsers come to us via the RealPersona Society, a network of Intellectual Property types who twitter away about almost anything, sometimes submitting their own expressions, sometimes submitting their interpretation of some other Public Persons expressions, sometimes using login names they make up and sometimes login names they license from the RealPersona People. Sometimes a RealPersona can be a team, some call themselves an Office of Something. These folks intend to parody parody and satire satire. Nope, not a misprint. You will know them because they proudly mention their are RealPersonas in their profiles and some of them have their own websites. Probably the most famous Real Persons is the Office of Management. That is who all Users get their considerable authority from. And no one else.
5. All content provided by Users is submitted under a perpetual non exclusive license unless a written agreement has been negotiated with the Office of Management.