George Bush
Most Say “No” To Borrower’s Bailout
Fifty-three percent (53%) of Americans say that the federal government should not help out homeowners who borrowed more than they could afford – 29% disagree; 17% are not sure. The Bush administration is finalizing details of a plan to rescue thousands of homeowners at risk of foreclosure by helping them refinance into more affordable mortgages backed by public funds, government officials said.
Chief Hypocrite Surges with W (aka Dubya)
Welcome to the Inaugural Fake Interview by Chief Hypocrite, using proprietary channeling techniques, PPUC (process patent under consideration).
We decided to choose to interview the President of the United States. We are honored by this choice:
Chief Hypocrite: Mr President, before we get started I must tell you how impressed I am that you have become the President of the United States, not once but twice.
W: Well, Chefe, this here interview, ’snot really my ballgame like when I owned that team down there in god country, What you using some kind of powerful juju stick? The American, they people spoke good both times. Talk to the people.
